To: John Howard, Prime Minister of Australia
Re: Anzac Day hypocrisy

So, your campaign to win over the voters with pathetic hypocrisy – "My view is that Anzac Day is a very sacred day and I don't think that anybody should be into trying to give it any kind of political spin." – is in full swing. You should be ashamed of yourself, but it seems unlikely, from the above, as from so much else that you've said and done, that your soul has any access to shame.