To: The Embassy of Australia
Re: The latest Verizon tv ads

My Dear Countrymen and Women,

Have you seen the latest Verizon television advertisements? Those drongos are pronouncing emus "ee-moos." Could you, by any chance, contact them and assure them that it is NOT pronounced that way, and that they are endangering the US-Australia Free Trade Agreement by persisting in their drongocity?

Sincerely,